December 2010
35 posts
Bathing exploits.
How did I manage to get one half of the bath completely cold and the other hot? Well I think I am just going to stand in the middle and blog about it.
“For me the love I feel is not like a light bulb, I can’t just switch it off and...”
– The world behind her cold eyes.
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Graceful nature
The wind, that caresses my cheeks so lightly with a sweet; motherly hand, holds me adoringly. Her touch evocates passionate waves of emotion, and as her timid gales eventually calm, falling to a rest at my toes, she closes her eyes. Laid down on the earth, she sleeps.
A metaphorical tattoo hurts less.
but are not as cool.
Sloe gin....
makes my head hurt, but it is so good.
“Metaphorically walking out of rooms since 1991.”
– Rebecca Perry
ERGH
Matt Cradle Snatcher is ruining my dose of news.
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Watching Shrek with the subtitles has its benefits.
"I used to be a bright, luminous star. Now I revel...
Truth be told, lists leave much to expand on.
The nature of the world is as follows-
Bad things happen to ‘good’ people.
We are all capable of murder.
We commit suicide through self-awareness of these facts.
In the end, we all fall off the wall pondering “Why me?”
True ignorance is through stubbornness to realise your own inaccuracies.
True words.
Stupid fortune.
My fortune cookie was so disappointing, it said “Fortune cookies will keep you in good shape.”
Not happy Chinese people!
Punctuation is the difference between helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
I am so furious, it feels like someone has just came in and looked at all the ugly things that are me and ripped all the beautiful things to pieces.
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“The nature of the Internet creates feelings of illusionary, permit, importance, evidence of my existence will be left imprinted within its frame long after my biological body fades, but who will care? Would anyone search for it?”
Sad face.
Nice how you come on facebook, belittle me then don’t actuelly talk to me.
I must mean shit.
I tried to do some packing.
Realised I don’t like any of my clothes.
I only have scarves, dresses, and heels packed.
Think about it.
I want to learn to knit so I can make teacup cosies…Think about it. It is amazing.
It will fit nicely into my thinking teapot range.
I am nocturnal.
I sleep from 4-6 till 5pm…….living the dream.
One concept- Party sausage rolls sandwiches
I got trapped in a dream, not cool.
I was talking to people then I became fully aware it was a dream and I was pissed off at the dream people for decieving me. Then I was just sitting there waiting for my mind to let me wake up =[ I have never been so aware of isolation from the real world in my whole life….
The End.
The west midlands has more fat people then...
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“just so they can permit themselves to breathe”
– http://www.deviantart.com/#/d343hxe
Little black dress
My new dress came today =D
I love it, can’t wait for wales. x
Hello? WHAT DO I DO?
So I uploaded a pouty picture of myself, now what?
Should I leave loads of links on here to awesome things? Won’t be overly interesting but it could work. Do I post pictures of my doodles? Or find witty comments and look cool?