January 2011
24 posts
I am sick and tired of waiting around. Meaning nothing.
Jan 31st
When did trying to stay on the fence become so...
I tried to think of a joke to do with anal pentration and fence posts. You do the work. I realise now the was also a joke about being Of-fence-sive in there. somewhere.
Jan 25th
4 tags
“She gave me the chance to breath, and I adored those deep pauses. To exhale and...”
– Some worlds create themselves.
Jan 25th
Lea & Perrins and colgsaw Sandwich win.
Fo’real like 10 on the happy scale.
Jan 25th
Don't listen to Rebecca, she is evil.
I should know.
Jan 24th
The way to my heart is some mash and abit of Barry...
Maybe Robbie Williams.
Jan 24th
Would not it be cool to have a gold necklace with...
I think it would rock.
Jan 23rd
4 tags
Jan 22nd
I want to make clothes.
I mean, I have the cat buttons. I just need material and skill now. Fail.
Jan 22nd
The river Piddle runs through Puddle town.
Just thought I would educate you all. O and I went to my ten am lecture, however the white piece of paper keep lighting up and going multi coloured. Score.
Jan 18th
3 tags
I like to touch the pages Feel the colours light up under under my fingertips Hear them sing sweet pleas of joy, sadness, anger. Regret.
Jan 14th
Jan 13th
I want control.
I need to be ok.
Jan 13th
Where the fuck is Stuart?
All I had to do was feed and water him….. God I can not keep humans…..
Jan 12th
Why does enlightenment feel so heavy?
Jan 12th
Politics can be so silly and childlike sometimes. →
Jan 11th
5 tags
                     I woke up when you left. Maybe you were never here. A faint memory could be as deluded as an illusion, Your imprints on time, my life, are illusions in the air. Faint whispers of well wished dreams, drift like lullabies do when children sleep. The soft placing of your lips on my distant cheek, this feeling reminds me of innocence. Someone I never thought I knew till you lured...
Jan 9th
Coffee makes me giggle.
I just can’t focus at all on these essays =[ I keep sitting and looking. Staring and sitting. ERGH
Jan 7th
Howard the Duck is Qucked up.
I mean, what other comic book has a part where the crazy woman who talks like Wilmo is raped by a hobo?
Jan 7th
Running low on Yorkshire Tea
The next few days are going to be bumpy.
Jan 6th
I miss my toenail already.
The skin which was once hidden is quite cold. However I do not miss the black patch. Viva la toe.
Jan 5th
I’m glad you’re happy but I’m sad. Sad you’re happy that I’m glad.
Jan 5th
Food is overrated
=[ Come on body, work.
Jan 5th
December 2010
35 posts
I’m drunk, but I can see play pokemon dungeon. WIN.
Dec 31st
“When people say things like “I have been battling mental illness for...”
Dec 31st